Archive for November, 2008

Mega Church Evangelicalism

Friday, November 28th, 2008

In case you missed the sarcasm dripping from my previous post, I have issues with postmodern mega church evangelicalism today. I don’t agree with the thinking that we somehow have to DO something to help God get his message across. I’m tired of gimmicks designed to get people to come to church. I don’t like the overemphasis of cultural relevance at the expense of sound biblical teaching. I don’t care for the arrogant attitude that assumes because it’s modern it must be authentic.

Earlier this week Michael Spencer posted similar remarks on his blog in response to a seven day sex challenged issued by Ed Young Jr., Senior Pastor of Fellowship Church in Dallas, Texas, a challenge reportedly issued to churchgoers while sitting on a bed. You can read Spencer’s post below, but I caution you, Spencer’s remarks are frank and laced with innuendos. If you find this kind of talk offensive then don’t read this. You’ve been warned.

Within 24 hours of his post Spencer received 131 comments in response, some in approval but many in criticism, accusing him of denouncing the very existence of Fellowship Church (which he clearly did not do), some even threatening him with impunity. Spencer published a follow-up post addressing the pandemonium in the wake of his remarks, but for whatever the reason he promptly removed it from his site. While much of the follow-up was just Spencer venting, which is probably the reason for the deletion, he did make some observations that I think bear consideration.

Millions of us are affected by the megachurch. It determines far, far more than what goes on in its own doors.

Thousands of pastors will now be pressured to do a “Sex Challenge.”

Millions of evangelicals are for the teaching of sexual ethics, but disagree with making the sex lives of the pastor and his wife the focus of national TV interviews.

Millions of us are concerned that the “Anything goes as long as it’s goal is to reach people” method is running evangelicalism into the wall, and on the other side of that wall is disillusionment for millions.

Thousands of young people, troubled marriages, singles, hurting spouses, widows and so on are affected by the “Sex Challenge” in ways that aren’t considered.

Spencer’s right. You know who gets invited to speak about church growth at pastor’s conferences, evangelical workshops and denominational meetings? It’s mega church pastors who have “missional street cred” because of the throngs of people that flock to their churches every week. They come riding in on their white horse to tell us “little people” about what we need to do in order to build our churches to become just like theirs. We leave feeling guilty for not being as cutting edge as they are. What it all boils down to is that if we’re not willing to be hip and relevant, then we’re not really serious about reaching people.

But isn’t it possible that maybe, just maybe, God might have some involvement in the growth of His Kingdom? Maybe authenticity is measured not by the trendiness of our worship services but by the transformation of the Holy Spirit taking place in our hearts. Maybe the way to draw people to Jesus is to allow people to actually see Him at work in our lives. Maybe He must increase and we must decrease. I’m just sayin’.

Smiling Ed

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

This is Ed. Why is Ed smiling? Looks like Ed is living with a lot more confidence. But look who else is smiling these days. It’s Ed’s wife, Lisa. That’s because a short time ago Ed took the seven day challenge to natural marriage enhancement: Seven Days of Sex. Now Ed enjoys a big boost of pride and some well deserved respect from the other emergent mega church pastors who wish they were as relevant as he is.

Looks like Ed’s Seven Days of Sex natural marriage enhancement has certainly turned up the flame in this relationship. Now in just a few short days, Bob and his bride, Lisa, are up to heaven in romance and sailing with pride.

Everyone can see that these two have added a real spin to their relationship. After trying Seven Days of Sex natural marriage enhancement things will go smooth and easy for these two. Seven Days of Sex, the once a day treatment for natural marriage enhancement.

Thanksgiving Fun for the Whole Family

Monday, November 24th, 2008

Just in time for the holidays, The Thanksgiving Game, Inc. announces the release of the new family sensation sure to make your Thanksgiving a memorable one. It’s The Thanksgiving Game™. As game developer Tim Lester describes:

It’s the perfect gift to take to the host home but it really can be enjoyed any time of year, not just Thanksgiving. ThanksGiving, ThanksGuessing, and ThanksSharing™ are the progressive phases. Participants reflect on their blessings and fill out multiple game ‘cards of thanks.’ Creativity and competitive strategy come into play, and adventurous players can ’shoot the turkey’ for extra points. The game brings families, from 7 to 97-year-olds, closer together and makes the season more relevant in a fun, new way. It focuses attention on what Thanksgiving is all about – realizing the many blessings God has given all Americans, sharing them with loved ones, and doing it all in an interactive, unique manner that would not be possible without playing The Thanksgiving Game™.

Christian Newswire describes it as “a family game that epitomizes Ephesians 5:20, which tells us to be ‘always giving thanks to God the Father for everything, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.’” Created by Christian businessman, Louie Stotz, the game was originally intended as a way for his family to pass the time while waiting for late arriving dinner guests. The game was such a hit with the family it became a yearly Thanksgiving tradition.

PR Newswire says: The Thanksgiving Game™ Lifts Spirits, Accentuates Americans’ Bounteous Blessings

The Thanksgiving Game™ will be featured on the 700 Club Thanksgiving Day!

Make The Thanksgiving Game™ a part of your Thanksgiving celebration.

My Yearbook Photos

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Here’s a great little time-waster you’re gonna love. You gotta try this. Go to Yearbook Yourself and upload your favorite photo. Check me out in the 50’s, 60, 70’s, 80’s & 90’s. One of these pictures actually isn’t all that far from the way I used to look.